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"I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want.
If that makes me a bitch, okay."

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hoofbeast:

[3:38:07 PM] Nicekat: The skies open up

Descending from the heavens, written in Arial font in plain boring beige are the words ‘average booty.’

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Well okay then stranger who I don’t know and have never met before. Allow me to answer these questions which you have so kindly posed to me.

• A: Are you a virgin?

Yes indeedly doodly.

• T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?

Idk like… they’re white with colorful dots arranged in circles.

• R: Who was your first kiss?

My ex.

• E: Do you smoke?

Nope. The thought really doesn’t appeal to me at all.

• Y: Do you name your private parts?

Nope. It seems kinda silly to me. It’d be like naming your boobs or some crazy shit.

• U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs

36B, I think. Haven’t checked in a while.

spell your name in my ask please

A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
YES PLEASE

jaclcfrost:

hold it right there

i’m afraid i’m going to have to give you a ticket

himapapaftw:

speedwagonfoundation:

himapapaftw:

so is cyrus ever awake????? ive played animal crossing every day since i got it and i have not seen that fucker awake once even if i went right before closing or right after retail opens

you have to have owned over 100 pieces of furniture, been mayor for at least a week, sold over 10k worth of items, and have over 50 items in your catalogue i think

what the fuck am i making a deal with the devil or something i just want the blue alpaca to stop fuckin sleeping

do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years

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minimew:

PEOPLE WHO PLAYED ONLY KINGDOM HEARTS 1 AND 2 AND  THINK THEY CAN JUST HOP RIGHT ON BOARD TO KINGDOM HEARTS 3

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