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Hello, I'm Ari!

I post about Homestuck mostly, with the occasional NSFW posts scattered here and there.

I'm an artist who cosplays and writes on the side~
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The Noah link leads to the blog of one of my very best friends, and the Buddies link leads to a list of awesome folk whom you should follow.

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tags:
#help

thedragonbornlives:

alfa995:

alornornola:

alfa995:

Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact.

i have had enough of you furries

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Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna.

What the fuck

wilddrawfour:

jessehimself:

lokicolouredglasses:

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

OOHHHHHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOD HOLY SHIT THIS IS BLOWING MY FUCKING MIND

(Source: uvmsemba)

aperture-of-consciousness:

bratbum:

Daddy and I had so much fun today!!!! He got me the cutest training potty ever it sings a song when I flush it!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is why I kink shame

scarecrows:

mypatronusisrorypond:

redscudery:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

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I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!

oh my god ok i cried 

romp2:

algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

(Source: troybakerofficial)

" You’ve rolled so well that the dragon believes you to be the High Priest of Orcus. Unfortunately, so does the party. "
—DM on the Bard’s Disguise crit-pass. (via outofcontextdnd)

akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

(Source: the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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Shut up.
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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This is terrifying